i want my last words to be im going ghost
for those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath and set a dick on fire
BREEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAG ME IN THAT.
MOTHAFUCKING WHY.
BREEN.I’m getting you one for Christmas.
I WANT THE BLOOD RED ONE OMG.
Cait is getting one too.
Merry fucking Christmas.
when you prove the teacher wrong
Are Cole jokes still a thing because I’ve got a suite one.
I Had Three Days To Do My Homework But I Started It At 9pm The Night Before - The Musical
featuring hits such as “where did all my pencils go” and “i ain’t got no time for sleep tonight”
starring Tumblr, chocolate, and Netflix
The stunning sequel to “Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me”
THIS WHOLE FANDOM RIGHT NOW
i DON’T KNOW WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE REFERRING TOO BUT I THINK IT APPLIES TO ALL OF THEM
CAN WE jUSt
When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?
i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember
go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker
It floats
Source: just now
Awarded to tennisaurus for services to science and great justice.
they better write google in circular gallifreyan
and have a bazillion tardises and daleks and shit
it better be the best thing ever
google you have one year
do something great